Unkind names

The other day, a friend and I were discussing names that seem to pop up in the "ghetto". I'm not talking about the traditional African names, I'm talking about the severely messed up names. I was relating the tale of two sisters (or would that be sistas?) I saw. The first one was named Valencia. Her name didn't really catch my attention until I heard her sister's name. Vendetta. First of all, why would you name a child after a word for revenge? Also, did they get the names for their children out of the World Book Encyclopedia, Volume V?

My friend laughed at my tale and opened up the treasure trove of his experience. He works for Child Protective Services in the inner city here in Milwaukee. He gets to see children with the dumbest names you could imagine like Princessa and Marijuana Cocacola Jones. The final story he related to me blew my mind, tho.

First of all, I can only chalk up this name to child abuse. This parent or parents must have hated this child before he came into this world, or been on multiple illicit drugs. His first name was "Little Purple". The coupe de grace that made the name truly painful was the last name. It's a very common surname, too. See if you can guess it.
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Johnson. The boy is named Little Purple Johnson. What the hell is wrong with these people, and why didn't the hospital staff beat the crap out of the parents for even thinking of that name? That child should have been taken from them immediately so he could be adopted into a family that would give him a name that would give him a chance in life.

The amount of stupidity out there frightens me. It's corroding my faith in humanity daily.

Let me know if you have some other disturbing names out there.