Scientific reasons to get a little lovin'
1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women make love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which makes hair shine and skin smooth.
2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow.
3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during that romantic dinner.
4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches and tones up just about every muscle in the body. It's more enjoyable than swimming 20 laps, and you don't need special sneakers!
5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases endorphins into the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you with a feeling of well-being.
6. The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals called pheromones. These subtle sex perfumes drive the opposite sex crazy!
7. Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. IT IS 10 TIMES MORE EFFECTIVE THAN VALIUM.
8. Kissing each day will keep the dentist away. Kissing encourages saliva to wash food from the teeth andlowers the level of the acid that causes decay, preventing plaque build-up.
9. Sex actually relieves headaches. A lovemaking session can release the tension that restricts blood vessels in the brain.
10. A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose. Sex is a natural antihistamine. It can help combat asthma and hay fever.
I stole this from someone, but it tickled my funny bone. I love sex and science, so a dose of the two together made my day. I could use 3, 5, and 7 particularly. Which ones are more important to you?
5 Comments:
It always cracks me up that people say they gain weight in relationships. I always lose weight. I'm convinced it's the sex....better than an hour on the treadmill
Are any/all of these true when it comes to self-lovin'?
Cosmo- I gained a lot of weight in my last relationship, but the gal was a good cook and always made too much. I probably would weigh a lot more than I do if I wasn't as active as I am, tho.
DJW- Maybe one or two would be true for the self starters among us, but you don't get most of them without a partner. Darnit.
1, 2, 3, 6, and 7. I guess I am in need of a good lay.
Aren't we all, Stefanie? Of course, some of us could use it much more than others. I know I sure as hell fit in that category.
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