Sweetest day and the single guy

Another Hallmark holiday is upon us, and all I can say is "Bah!" Thank you Hallmark for reminding me that I'm alone by getting everyone around me to talk about how great love is and all that crap. I tried to ignore the people who were spouting about sweetest day when I went to the store earlier. I even started looking for a way to make fun of it and put myself in a better mood. I came up with one idea, but it backfired.

Since I hadn't been to the local porn store lately, I thought that I could amuse myself by getting a DVD or two and call it Love Thyself night. I know it probably sounds odd, but it made me laugh and I needed something to put me in a better mood. After looking around for a while it struck me that I wasn't aroused by my browsing. I couldn't even find one thing that really interested me. So I'm either too jaded by porn these days, or it just doesn't improve my mood anymore. Either way I look at it, I'm in for some deep hurting in my future.

All of the above got me in a grumpy mood. I'd probably be ok talking with single people today, but if I hear or see one more happy couple I'm going to get very pissed, very quick. I'm just going to stay in tonight and avoid the frustration. I probably should stay away from the booze as well.