Great lines

I love music and I love sexual innuendo. Put the two together, and I'm having a good day. I was listening to the radio up here and the best station was a classic rock station. There are so many good lines from that style of music. Here's a few of my favorites from this morning:

She don't eat meat, but she sure like the bone. --Deadeye Dick

She told me to come, but I was already there. --AC/DC

The bitch is hungry
She needs to tell
So give her inches
And feed her well. -- Scorpions

Those are just the ones I remember from the hour drive in to the place I was training today. Have any lines that amuse you along the same lines? Let me know.

Otherwise, I got to fix up a place that spent 2 years doing something wrong. When I showed them what they had been doing wrong, the person I was training got a look of "Holy shit we're fucked" on her face. Luckily there was a way to look up the records that a previous employee had deleted by her screwed up procedures. When I told the manager of the problem, she nearly fell over. I left there looking like a god, tho.

Over lunch, I got asked about my personal life. Normally I try to brush off most personal questions in a work environment, but I had loaded up on coffee and the gal was one of those generally nice people. I babbled for a half hour about my life, the good, bad, and some of the ugly. I tried to stop myself half a dozen times, and everytime I did, she asked some questions to keep me going. I normally love this kind of conversation, but it felt odd since I was work mode. Luckily, lunch came to an end before I made a fool of myself too badly.

It was wonderfully relaxing, tho. I haven't had a conversation with a real human being in the longest time. I've trained people. Put my thoughts out here and in emails. Said hi to people in passing. I couldn't tell you when I last heard a concerned voice and looked at someone who had empathy in their eyes for me, tho. Don't think I'm discounting those of you who come here, but seeing or hearing a real person has a much more personal connection than text on a screen. I still could've used a hug, tho. It would've been a little inappropriate today because not only was it a work event, but the gal was married. I certainly appreciate what I got, probably more than she'll ever know.